Walking around, looking at various vendors at the One of a Kind Show this year, I walked near a vendor with some neat t-shirts. I went closer to investigate. I read the t-shirts out loud to get the full effect.
Suddenly, a woman turns her head around with a look of shock.
The shirt I read said "Nice (beaver)" (an image of a beaver followed the word nice).
This was the first time a woman had ever looked at me like that! I quickly reacted and said that I was simply reading the shirt...
Lesson learned: don't talk about how nice beavers are near females